How did you know his middle name? He never tells anyone, he hates it. Took him years to confide in me.
(Source: serial-suicides, via finalproblem)
*dramatic end credit music*
Will our hero stick to his diet? And just how much paperwork does it take to rig a Korean election?
Find out in two years.
"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."